my best friend forever ever ever ever!!!

 

ini nih namanya Henny Herlina. dia chairmate gue waktu kelas 8. pertama kenal sama dia itu gara gara apa ya? *mikir* oia!!! gara gara waktu itu dia gak ada temen duduk nah gue juga gapunya akhirnya gue sama dia deh duduknya haha. gue sahabatan sama dia udh 1 tahun lebih semoga lebih ya hen. dia tuh anaknya cantik,kocak,ngeselin tapi ngangenin,trs eksis banget yaiyalah anak alma gitu loh. liat deh fotonya cantik banget kan ya uuu gue aja smp ngiri.

 

 kalo yang ini (kanan) namanya yulita anggit pratiwi, biasa di panggil anggit. anaknya kocak tapi suka nyolot nah gara gara nyolot itu yang suka bikin ngakak. gue deket sama dia gara gara kita benci sm niwayan hahahaah inget gak nggit lu waktu itu ke tempat duduk gua trs gossipin wayan? ups....

 

 kalo yang ini namanya trinida amaliyah tapi biasa di panggil nida. sering banget di jadiin bantal gara gara badannya empuk hahaha gue dkt sm dia gara gara dia deket sama henny. anaknya asik,suka bikin ngakak,trs kalo dia udh ngakak pasti ujung ujungnya cegukan.

 

nah yang ini namanya salsabilla listyandra gunawan biasa di panggil salsa. pertama kali deket sama dia juga benci ni wayan juga hahaha. anaknya cantik lucu suka bikin ngakak dan.... ngangenin!!!!!

 ini namanya fenny sugiharti panorama, she's beautiful.....aaaaa envy bgt deh sm dia liat aja tuh fotonya. gue dkt sama dia waktu kelas 7. taudeh gara gara apa lupa. anaknya kocak lucu sm ngegemesin.

kalo yang ini namanya gerza. dia skg udah pindah ke al-maruf trs sombonggggg >;0 tapi masih contact contact an sih sm dia. pertama deket sama dia.....lupa hahahaha. anaknya kocak bgtttt dan ngangenin!!!

*Boy and Girl are walking around the mall*
Girl:	Hey, do you think that girl is pretty? I do! *Points out pretty girl*
Boy:	She’s alright.
Girl:	Oh… Okay, how about that one? Shes really pretty! *Points out another girl*
Boy:	Haha, that girl’s not pretty or ugly. She’s average.
Girl:	Oh… you have really high standards.
Boy:	I guess you can say that.
Girl:	Okay, fine. Once you see one, point her out!
Boy:	Haha, alright.
	*Boy and Girl walk around some more*
Boy:	OH! I found one!
Girl:	Really?! Where?!
	*Boy puts arm around Girl’s shoulder*
Boy:	Right here.

1. Did you know that your prophet Mohammed was married to a 6-9 year old girl called Ayesha/Aisha? Pedophile much? He also had multiple wives. Player much?
2. Muslim women, if you have hairy asses do you stick a headscarf up you ass as well? Do you call it ass-scarf then?
3. Why do you wear headscarfs anyway? Men look at your tits and asses not at your greasy hair.
4. Is it true that you are not allowed to question a single sentence in the Quran?
5. Could you please name at least one country that is ruled today by an Islamic Shariah law where women are allowed to vote? Oh wait…there is no.
6. If your religion isn’t dangerous then how come I’ve never heard of a christian Jihad, buddhist suicide bombers and honor killiers or jews making death threats to non-believers, blasphemists and even South Park creators? Not to mention the murder of Theo Van Gogh.
7. Do you secretly masturbate under your burkha? If so, do you fap to 9/11 footage?
8. Did you know that you almost make me love racial profiling at airports? ALMOST.
9. Will I now get death threats from y’all?
10. Will I now get messages from morons accusing me of islamophobia and reconciling extremist Islamic behaviour with “peaceful” muslims?
Yours sincerely,
the girl who secretly puts pork into muslim’s sandwiches.

1. Did you know the first wife of the prophet was 14 years older than him and she asked him to marry her? He agreed to marry him and they were married together for 25 years. Then she passed away. Everyone he married after her death was only to take care of them. Most were widows who needed HIS help.
2. This isn’t a real question and you’re the only one with a hairy ass.
3. Some Muslim women wear head scarves for modesty, something you probably know nothing about. 
4. The prophet of Islam taught us to question often so how would it be wrong to question the Quran?
5. You obviously know nothing about Sharia law and also, nobody ever said that countries that claim to be Islamic follow the teachings of Islam.
6. Maybe if you changed the channel from Fox news and learned a thing or two about the real world you’d know that 94% of terrorists aren’t Muslim. 
7. I’m not going to answer this because I respect the lives lost on 9/11 and you are being more disrespectful to them than anybody else I have ever come across. Please have some respect for those who have passed away.
8. Do we make you love the patting down because it’s the only time anybody will lay a hand on you? That’s pretty sad.
9. No you won’t get death threats, you won’t get any threats. You’re not worth it.
10. Yes. Probably.

Also, you know what’s the saddest part of your life? You will never get to know what beauty Islam and Muslims truly hold. Just like anybody who hates any race, Religion or culture. You are the one missing out. So have a laugh, keep talking about things you know nothing about but at the end of the day I will keep you in my prayers and hope that God will help you grow up and learn that no good can come from hate.
سلام <—oh and don’t worry, that just means peace <3

Thanks to those who hated me, you made me a stronger person. Thanks to those who loved me, you made my heart bigger. Thanks to those who envied me, you made my self-esteem grow. Thanks to those who cared, you made me feel important. Thanks to those who worried, you let me know that you care. Thanks to those who left, you showed me that not everything is forever. Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me the meaning of true friends. Thanks to those who entered my life, you made me who I am today.

love at first sight!

waaaaaaaaaa!!! you must know what i see. gue liaaaat kakak kelas gitu di SG kelas 12 ipa. keren banget sumpaaah!! gue udh liatin dia dari pertama kali masuk SG bah parah bgt deh ganteng nya. mukanya kayak afghan but he's more handsome than afghan haha jk! dia bawa moge dan..... you know what? pas dia make helm beh!! parah banget gantengnya.

    gatau kenapa gue paling suka dia pake kemeja terus jeans sm nike nya tapi kalo dia pake serba item trs pake seatu vans malahan... lebih keren!!! parah banget deeeh. udah cool,moge,ganteng,pake kacamata,rambutnya kayak justin bieber lagi wakakak lol.

keenan tracey!

kemaren gue ntn 16 wishes di disney channel. and the first time i watched it, i think.... "this movie make me boring huh" but i'm wrong! the actor are vey very very very handsome especially keenan tracey hahaha lol!

 cool abis gak sih?huh

 aaaaaa! sorry keenan, i hate you because you make me love you ;)

my name....

1. YOUR REAL NAME :Andwia Maharani

2. YOUR HUNGARIAN NAME :  Andwztid
(the first 4 letters of your first name, and add -ztid)

3. YOUR FUNGI NAME : Andwmycota
(the first 4 letters of your last name, and add -mycota)

4. YOUR JAPANESE NAME : Aansuke
(A-, the first 2 letters of your first name, add -suke)

5. YOUR EVIL NAME : Picaciffer
(your favorit color minus the last letter of it, your favorit mammal minus the last letter of it, add -ciffer)

6. YOUR FRENCH NAME : D'Anque
(D', the first 2 letters of your first name, and add -que)

7. YOUR MYTHOLOGICAL NAME : Marsandeus
(the first 4 letters of your favorit planet, the first 3 letters of your first name, and add -eus)

8. YOUR AFRICAN NAME : Anmaka
(the first 2 letters of your first name, and ad -maka)

9. YOUR ANCIENT EGYPTIAN NAME : Wahariti
(W-, your favorite vocal letter from your last name, 3rd&4th letters of your last name, add- riti)

10. YOUR GREEK NAME : Artaiakios
(Art-, your favorit vocal letter from your first name, your favorit consonant letter from your last name, your 2nd favorit vocal letter from your first name, and add -kios)

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Andizzle
(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

12. YOUR SPY NAME: White Dog
(favorite colour and favourite animal)

13. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Andwia Perintis 7B
(your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)

14. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Mahan
(the first 3 letters of your last name, and first 2 letters of your first name)

15. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: Yellow Milk
(your 2nd favorite colour, and favourite drink)

16. YOUR IRAQI NAME: Ndmje
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, and 3rd letter of your dads)

17. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black Diana
(black, and the name of one of your pets)

18. YOUR HOOD NAME: Andiqua
(first 3 of your first name, and add -iqua)

shaun the sheep

  

Shaun is the leader of the flock. He's clever, cool and always keeps his head, when the other sheep are losing theirs! 

Shirley is an eating machine! She's so big that she often gets stuck and   needs the other sheep to push, pull or even sling-shot her out of trouble! 

He may be the baby of the flock, but Timmy is often at the centre of things! It's a good job his mum is always there to keep him safe. 

The farmer's faithful dog and a good friend to Shaun, Bitzer's the ever suffering sheep dog, doing his best to keep Shaun's pals out of trouble! 

 Running the farm with Bitzer at his side, the Farmer is complelety oblivious to the human-like intelligence of his flock... or their stupidity! 

 

One big happy (if slightly dopey) family, the sheep like to play and create mischief together, though it's usually Shaun and Bitzer who sort out the resulting mess! 

Shaun's nemesis, Pidsley, desires to be the sole recipient of the Farmer's attention. He is jealous of Bitzer's relationship with the farmer and dislikes the sheep, thinking them stupid and beneath him. 

 

These 3 porky pests are always trying to antagonise the Sheep and get them into trouble. Thank goodness Bitzer is around! 

20102010

today 20102010!!! serius dih ini hari special bgttttt buat gueeee wakakak bukan karena gue jadian atau apa ya tapi..... oke gue gaboleh frontal di sini soalnya banyak pengintai ;o

paginya gue kira bakal bad day bgttt taunya enggak. soalnya pas gue mau berangkat ke sekolah, gue bete banget gara gara nykp. tapi alhamdulillah sih gue semobil smp sekolah doang wkwkwk.

pas di sekolah gue langsung ke kelas dan..... "DIRAAAAAAAA! mau jadi pacar gue gak? sekarang kan 20102010!! tanggal cantik lagi kan? mau ya mau......." kata gue kenceng. "andwia.... mau doooong" kata dira smbl ngerjain pr. wohoooo! gue udh punya pacar satu.
terus gue tembak deh anak lain di kelas gue tapi sayangnya gak di terima...
dan akhirnya.. diterima oleh evan.

gue: van van van

evan: apa?

gue: mau jadi pacar gue gak? skg tanggal bagus nih

evan: mmmm gimana? ya *"sok mikir.. dan mukanya lucu bgtttt!*

evan: tapi lu kan punya faldi

gue: candaan doang kok

evan: iya deh

gue: yesssss! *dancing*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA gue di terima sm orang selucu evan *?*. lo harus tau gue seneng bgttttttt di terima evan... but just ngefans ya gak suka ;p
terus setelah ririen dtg, gue langsung nembak ririen dan... yeiiiiiiiiy! di terima lagi!!! terusssss gue nembak ayas dehhhhh abis olah raga.

pas dikantin.
pas dikantin gue main truth or dare. wihii aku cuma 2 kali kenanya. terus tiba tiba sahabat gue namanya kevin datang dan...

kevin: *nutup muka*

gue: dih knp lo vin?

kevin: males gue liat muka lo

gue: widih! selaw kali

kevin: heheheheheheheh

gue: vin vin vin kan skg tgl bagus nih 20102010. lo mau jadi pacar gue gak?

kevin: ha? jadi pacar lo?

gue: iya. mau gaaaak?

kevin: mau deh

gue: asiiik

wakakakakak di terima lagi deh wohoooo!
terus..

kiki : andwia maharani!

gue: paan? tumben lu nyapa

kiki: bagi duit dong

gue: gubrak *ngasih duit*

kiki: thanks!

gue: eh ki mau jadi pacar gue gak? mumpung tanggal bagus nih!!

kiki: iya deh

wakakakakakak berani bgt gua ya nembak orang -,-

pas pulang.
yep! akhirnya pulang juga!! ini yg gua nantikan. pulang sekolah. hahahahahahah
gue ke kantin sm farhan eh tiba tiba.... ada yg berantem,tia sm kania. wkwk ada yg lebay gitu deh. pas gue jalan ke kantin eh malah tiba tiba di panggil bima. dia cerita gitu ttg dia sm tia wkwkwk. pas udh selesai gue ke kantin lagi and then....

gue: bella mau jadi pacar gue gak?

bella: hah?! mau dong

gue: yey! ayu, itha,sm elin mau jadi pacar gue gak?

ayu,itha,elin: mauuuuuuu

gue: pacar ku banyaaaak *dancing*

eh akhirnya satu satunya cowok yg gue kenal di situ cuma taufik dan.... gue tembak terus di terima deh!!! wihiiiiiii

pas pulang.
yap!!! pulangnya gue seneng bgt gara gara.... pas hujan dan gue gak ada temennya. eh pas smp di gerbang ternyata ada mr.s wakakakaak serius seneng bgt.

mr.x: eh gue kira udh pulang lo
gue: ehe siapa?
mr.x: faldi *diem bentar* eh lo deng maksudnya.
gue: oh heee iya nih
mr.x: ehehe
gue: lo blm pulang?
mr.x: blm nih hujannya gede banget. gue takut sakit
gue: yah capede.

smph ya gue ngefans bgttttt sm mr.x. gue lebih nge fans dia drpd evan malahan....tapi cuma nge fans loh gak suka atau berharap lebih wkwkwk tapi gara gara dia di suruh sm guru akhirnya dia balik lagi deh hmmm tp gpp deh.

THANKS GOD FOR TODAY!!!!!

Hi, Mommy. I’m your baby. You don’t know me yet, I’m only a few
weeks old. You’re going to find out about me soon, though, I promise.
Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I’ve got
beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don’t have it yet, but I
will when I’m born. I’m going to be your only child, and you’ll call me
your one and only. I’m going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we
have each other. We’ll help each other, and love each other. I want to
be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn’t
wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was
perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I
will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I
know it already.

Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about
me! …He wasn’t happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don’t think that
you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called
wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don’t think I understand
yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did
something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and
your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay… but I was very sad
for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That’s a sound I don’t like. It
doesn’t make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after,
and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I’m not sure if I
do. It wasn’t right. You say he loves you… why would he hurt you? I
don’t like it, Mommy.

Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and
you’re so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes,
and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most
beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I’m
happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait
and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will
make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.

I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your
hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love
you, Mommy.

Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting
funny and he wasn’t talking right. He said he didn’t want you. I don’t
know why, but that’s what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry,
Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won’t let you get hurt! I promise to
protect you. Daddy is bad. I don’t care if you think that he is a good
person, I think he’s bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn’t want
us. He doesn’t like me. Why doesn’t he like me, Mommy?

You didn’t talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?

It’s been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven’t talked to me or
touched me or anything since that. Don’t you still love me, Mommy? I
still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when
you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug
me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don’t you do
that when you’re awake, any more?

I’m 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren’t you proud of me? We’re going
somewhere today, and it’s somewhere new. I’m excited. It looks like a
hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell
you that? I hope you’re as excited as I am. I can’t wait.

…Mommy, I’m getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don’t
know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think
something’s going to happen soon. I’m really, really, really scared,
Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love
you!

Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It
feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!

Don’t worry Mommy, I’m safe. I’m in heaven with the angels now. They
told me what you did, and they said it’s called an abortion.

Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don’t you love me any more? Why did you
get rid of me? I’m really, really, really sorry if I did something
wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why
don’t you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want
to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care
about me, and not talk to me. Didn’t I love you enough? Please say
you’ll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and
see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don’t want to be here, I
want you to love me again! I’m really really really sorry if I did
something wrong. I love you!
I love you, Mommy.

Every abortion is just…

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

Why I Love You So Much:

Why I Love You So Much:

* I can be myself when I am with you
* Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat
* Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.
* I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care
* The fact that you are without a doubt my true soul mate
* The fact that you are the first and only person I’ve ever loved and the first person who ever truly loved me.
* The amazing way you always seem to be able to read my mind
* You bring out the best in me.
* Just a sight of you lifts my up spirits.
* You have taught me what it is to love and be loved.
* I can be clumsy and foolish when I am with you, yet know that your love for me will never diminish.
* Your smile is enough to make a dull day seem bright as sun.
* Being in your arms makes me feel like I can never be lost again.
* I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you
* We can talk about everything or nothing--it's always okay with you
* When you listen, I know you're really listening and not just waiting for your turn to talk
* I can feel your love, in the warmth of your touch, 'cause it touches my heart and soul
* You always know just how to spoil me.
* When we're together, time just comes to a halt.
* Your loving gaze is enough to carry me through a long day.
* You're the one who makes happiness happen.
* Because of you, no matter what may come tomorrow, today my life is more complete.
* I want to stay forever with you.
* I just can't imagine being me without you.
* Just a touch...and I lose my heart all over again.
* Whenever I need it most you're there with your all-purpose hugs.
* Ever since you have come into my life, I yearn to come back home and see your lovely smile.
* Your innocence makes me forget all shady things of this world.
* I love the way you get angry whenever I am late; yet wait for me for as long as it takes.
* You have given meaning to my existence.
* You are the only one who can make me smile even in my deepest sorrows.
* I respect the faith you have in me and love you for it.
* I get lost in the depth of your mysterious eyes.
* You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what
* The way that you always look for and find the positive in everything

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A Friend…

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in “you”

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

(D)oesn’t give up ! ! on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you

(even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust “be” with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don’t understand

(Y)ells when you won’t listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

The Real ENEMY

E – (E)ats your brains.
N – (N)ever be ur friend
E – (E)ver puts u down when u really want to have safety.
M – (M)aintains telling horrible things abt u.
Y – (Y)ells at u eventhough u r an innocent.

- friend to those who are friends.

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I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF….

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to say sorry for everything that you don’t do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to ask me for favors!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don’t say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think I do not remember the first time we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you don’t see the thousand ways I try to make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you don’t realize how your smile brightens up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you would rather keep quiet when you really wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you take too much time to tell me what i mean to you!

Am I Your FRIEND ????

A-Z!

A: Andwia Maharani. it's me ;p

B:  Blogging!

C: Cuppacups

D: Dad, i love you.

E: Editing. i like editing when i'm bored

F: Faldi! i love him very very very damn much.

G: Gerza. he's my bestriend

H: Him

I: Imam. he's my bestfriend too.

J: Joenearto. i love him very much because he's my dad.

K: Kiss

L: Lomo

M: Mommy! she's someone who can make me crying,laughing,and..... idk

N: Nino! AAAA i like him very very damn much

O: Omegle. something what i do when i'm bored

P: Photography.

Q: Quotes! i always searching about quotes in google ha ha ha

R: Republik Indonesia

S: Scream out loud

T: Twitter. wohoo! i love tweeting btw follow me @AndwiaMaharani oke?

U: Ular. it's my favourite animal

V: Van de pol. he's my grandma's dad. he's from belanda he he

X: X! it's my favourite alphabet. maybe :p

Y: Youtube! i could watching video in youtube

Z: Zebra. aaaa i like zabra's skin.. black and white